1. NBC not broadcasting the Olympics Live, even though I personally live a couple hours away from Vancouver.
2. Apple Ipad
3. Uggs
4. My IPhone When none of the apps work.
5. People not even giving Parks and Rec a chance even though it has Aziz on it.
Showing posts with label ATROCITY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ATROCITY. Show all posts
Monday, February 8, 2010
Monday, November 30, 2009
Kanye has offically been featured in....
the worst song ever. Kanye get back to real hip hop and stop using fucking auto tone! Especally with this fucking emo as fuck band. Ask Jay-Z what a good bands are, because hes was spotted at a Grizzly Bear concert (now that is good shit.)
http://hypem.com/#/artist/30+seconds+to+mars+feat++kanye+west
VERDICT? HORRIBLE. TAKE A LISTEN THOUGH AND LISTEN TO KANYE'S DEMISE ONE MINUTE AT A TIME
http://hypem.com/#/artist/30+seconds+to+mars+feat++kanye+west
VERDICT? HORRIBLE. TAKE A LISTEN THOUGH AND LISTEN TO KANYE'S DEMISE ONE MINUTE AT A TIME
Why Is Pharrell Williams Designing Chairs.
Pharrell why the fuck are you designing chairs. No one is gonna buy this accept for blinged out T-Pains and spoiled Bellevue kids who love your shitty clothing brand, Billionaire Boys Club. You know why Bellevue kids love this chair and BBC cause they are Billion dollar Boys literally! GOOD JOB FUCKER YOU'VE FOUND YOUR TARGET MARKET. Anyway everyone on design boom agrees:
"Smell's like shit?" says cathy
"Stick to the Music, spoiled celeb ego design" says Jean-Luc DeLaRue
any way you can see the post here for more horribly funny comments of how much this chair sucks.
Still waiting to see what it looks like, here it is:
OH COOL DUDE LETS GET ON OUR FUCKING CHAIR WITH OUR LEGS TUCKED IN AND PRETEND WERE ON A FUCKING TANK. IT REMINDS ME OF A FUCKING KIDS JEEP. SERIOUSLY THIS WOULD NOT LOOK GOOD IN ANY HOUSE...ANYWHERE. IF I WALKED INTO A HOUSE AND SAW THIS THING I WOULD LITERALLY START LAUGHING MY ASS OFF (LMAO! FOR THOSE NOT ACCUSTOM TO SEEING THIS TYPED OUT.) OH WAIT THATS NOT ALL...IS WHITE AND BLACK TO MASCULINE FOR ALL THE LADIES OUT THERE? THEN YOU MIGHT LIKE THE FUCKING UGLY BLUE TANK CHAIR AND THE PINK SHIT TANK CHAIR. THESE CHAIRS ARE JUST FOR ALL THOSE HAWT DIME PIECES AND PIMPS THAT WANNA ACT LIKE THEY ARE ROLLING HARD IN A TANK.
VERDICT? ATROCITY. GOOD JOB SK8BoARD P you have made the SHIT LIST of this blog!
"Smell's like shit?" says cathy
"Stick to the Music, spoiled celeb ego design" says Jean-Luc DeLaRue
any way you can see the post here for more horribly funny comments of how much this chair sucks.
Still waiting to see what it looks like, here it is:
OH COOL DUDE LETS GET ON OUR FUCKING CHAIR WITH OUR LEGS TUCKED IN AND PRETEND WERE ON A FUCKING TANK. IT REMINDS ME OF A FUCKING KIDS JEEP. SERIOUSLY THIS WOULD NOT LOOK GOOD IN ANY HOUSE...ANYWHERE. IF I WALKED INTO A HOUSE AND SAW THIS THING I WOULD LITERALLY START LAUGHING MY ASS OFF (LMAO! FOR THOSE NOT ACCUSTOM TO SEEING THIS TYPED OUT.) OH WAIT THATS NOT ALL...IS WHITE AND BLACK TO MASCULINE FOR ALL THE LADIES OUT THERE? THEN YOU MIGHT LIKE THE FUCKING UGLY BLUE TANK CHAIR AND THE PINK SHIT TANK CHAIR. THESE CHAIRS ARE JUST FOR ALL THOSE HAWT DIME PIECES AND PIMPS THAT WANNA ACT LIKE THEY ARE ROLLING HARD IN A TANK.
VERDICT? ATROCITY. GOOD JOB SK8BoARD P you have made the SHIT LIST of this blog!
Monday, November 16, 2009
Movie Review: 2012
TWO WORDS: SHITTY MOVIE
seriously I enjoyed the minute long trailer for Avatar better that this 3 hour piece of shit. The first hour of the movie was like the same scene repeated 3 times in a row:
First Time: Take off in a plane, narrowly avoid ground collapsing behind, narrowly dodging colapsing skyscrapers in La. (WTF LA DOESN"T EVEN HAVE THAT MANY SKY SCRAPERS. ITS LIKE THEY TOOK OFF AT THIS RUNWAT AND DELIBERATLY FLEW TOWARDS DOWN TOWN JUST TO FUCKING DODGE BUILDINGS.
Second Time: Take of in a plane, narrowly avoiding meteors falling from the air, narrowly dodging meteors infront. GASP, ONCE AGAIN THEY BARELY DODGE A METEOR JUST LIKE THEY DODGED A FUCKING BUILDING.
Third Time: Take of in a plane, narrowly avoid falling buildings in Las Vegas. Oh did I mention they are out running a dust cloud from behind. THIS IS LIKE THE SAME EXACT SITUATION THE FIRST TIME THEY TOOK OFF IN A PLANE. WTF.
OK MOVIE CLICHE TIME!!!!!!
1. There is a crazy hippie dude that knows all.
2. The plastic surgeon step father happens to be able to fly a fucking plane better than any dare devil in existence just because he has taken a FEW lessons. I mean WTF one second he doesn't know how to take off in the plane and the next second he is maneuvering through collapsing buildings.
3. the loading ramp to the neo noah's arch gets jammed because a wire becomes unplugged in the gear room and gets jammed in the gears. first of all what fucking engineer decided it was genious to put a fucking exposed giant cord next to a set of gears. You are fucking asking for malfunction. FUCKING END OF THE WORLD NOAHS ARCS SHOULD HAVE NO ENGINEERING FLAWS.
4. All the characters are 2D. They might as well of been fucking cartoons because thats how believable they are. One of the major issues is the fact that the daughter wets her bed at night so she wears diapers at night. At the end of the move we are thankfully updated on this problem when the last line of the movie is "NO MORE HUGGIES"................The daughter should of instead used this fucking movie as diapers cause it needs to be shat or pee
any ways thanks to this movie I no longer think that the end of the world is coming in 2012. I thought it was supposed to be hella scare but it ended up being the shittiest movie I have ever seen. I don't care if the fucking CGI was good looking, it didn't save the movie from anything
VERDICT? SHIT LIST (the lowest something can get on my blog)
seriously I enjoyed the minute long trailer for Avatar better that this 3 hour piece of shit. The first hour of the movie was like the same scene repeated 3 times in a row:
First Time: Take off in a plane, narrowly avoid ground collapsing behind, narrowly dodging colapsing skyscrapers in La. (WTF LA DOESN"T EVEN HAVE THAT MANY SKY SCRAPERS. ITS LIKE THEY TOOK OFF AT THIS RUNWAT AND DELIBERATLY FLEW TOWARDS DOWN TOWN JUST TO FUCKING DODGE BUILDINGS.
Second Time: Take of in a plane, narrowly avoiding meteors falling from the air, narrowly dodging meteors infront. GASP, ONCE AGAIN THEY BARELY DODGE A METEOR JUST LIKE THEY DODGED A FUCKING BUILDING.
Third Time: Take of in a plane, narrowly avoid falling buildings in Las Vegas. Oh did I mention they are out running a dust cloud from behind. THIS IS LIKE THE SAME EXACT SITUATION THE FIRST TIME THEY TOOK OFF IN A PLANE. WTF.
OK MOVIE CLICHE TIME!!!!!!
1. There is a crazy hippie dude that knows all.
2. The plastic surgeon step father happens to be able to fly a fucking plane better than any dare devil in existence just because he has taken a FEW lessons. I mean WTF one second he doesn't know how to take off in the plane and the next second he is maneuvering through collapsing buildings.
3. the loading ramp to the neo noah's arch gets jammed because a wire becomes unplugged in the gear room and gets jammed in the gears. first of all what fucking engineer decided it was genious to put a fucking exposed giant cord next to a set of gears. You are fucking asking for malfunction. FUCKING END OF THE WORLD NOAHS ARCS SHOULD HAVE NO ENGINEERING FLAWS.
4. All the characters are 2D. They might as well of been fucking cartoons because thats how believable they are. One of the major issues is the fact that the daughter wets her bed at night so she wears diapers at night. At the end of the move we are thankfully updated on this problem when the last line of the movie is "NO MORE HUGGIES"................The daughter should of instead used this fucking movie as diapers cause it needs to be shat or pee
any ways thanks to this movie I no longer think that the end of the world is coming in 2012. I thought it was supposed to be hella scare but it ended up being the shittiest movie I have ever seen. I don't care if the fucking CGI was good looking, it didn't save the movie from anything
VERDICT? SHIT LIST (the lowest something can get on my blog)
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Congrats Jordan Your New Shoes are...
A PIECE OF SHIT
seriously why is he smiling?
VERDICT? STILL AN ATROCITY
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Hulu Will Charge Money In 2010
...what the fuck guys you already have so much advertising. You realize your website is gonna crash if you do this.
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS...THIS MEANS EVERYONE IS GONNA PIRATE TV SHOWS AND THE POOR LITTLE TV STATIONS WILL MAKE NOTHING!!!! WHAT EVER...FUCK EM
more info here
VERDICT? ATROCITY!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS...THIS MEANS EVERYONE IS GONNA PIRATE TV SHOWS AND THE POOR LITTLE TV STATIONS WILL MAKE NOTHING!!!! WHAT EVER...FUCK EM
more info here
VERDICT? ATROCITY!!!
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Nike Has Offically Killed the Jordan Line
WTF, THIS LOOKS LIKE A TODDLER IS THE HEAD DESIGNER OF THE JORDAN BRAND. THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST FUGLY SHOE I HAVE EVER SEEN. IT'S LIKE NIKE TOOK ALL OF THEIR EXTRA MATERIAL, THEN ATE IT AND REGURGITATED IT INTO A SHOE MOLD. THEN IT WAS LEFT ALONE TO BASK IN A LANDFILL SO IT COULD DRY UP AND ABSORB ALL THE SHIT IN THERE.
VERDICT? ATROCITY (BABIES MIGHT DIE BECAUSE OF THIS)
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Shit Sneaker #1
Hey NIKE, lets take a shoe with absolutely no support that was made for basketball players a few decades ago and turn it into a shoe that looks like it could be used for hiking. HOW BOUT NOOOOO. Don't even let the eyelets make you think you will be rocking the blazers on your next hike. I'm sure there are multiple warnings on the box that will tell you not to use these sneakers up a mountain. Here are some reasons why:
1)Blazers are fucking flimsy, even if you thicken them up at the ankles there will still be no support. You would fucking roll your ankle on the trail about 100 yards in and have to get air lifted out because there is no way your walking.
2)What is with the material. FUCKING CROC SKIN. Where is my fucking gore tex. Is it cause you want it to look fashionable nike, CAUSE IT FUCKING LOOKS UGLY.
3)I am 100% certain there are still no arch support on these. This would continue to tear your feet appart on the trail
4) Breathability: These materials look really thick. No sorta ventalation EXCEPT FOR FUCKING HOLES ON THE HEEL THAT DON'T DO SHIT.
5)Fit: Since all the other shit is crappy I'm sure these will not fit like normal hiking boots. instead these badboys will FUCKING CAUSE BLISTERS FROM HELL. YOU WILL NEED 15 PACKS OF MOLE SKIN AND A PRAYER TO YOUR MOMMA THAT YOU CAN WALK THE NEXT DAY.
6) Even if you argue they are cool sneakers THEY LOOK LIKE A TEXTURED CONSTIPATED SHIT. Don't give me this high quality material bullshit, or you need different sneaks for this cold weather bullshit. NO WEATHER WILL PERMIT YOU TO WEAR THIS ATROCITY. IF NICK B ENDS UP GETTING THESE I WILL LOOSE RESPECT FOR HIM FOREVER
VERDICT? ATROCITY
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