Why Is Pharrell Williams Designing Chairs.

Pharrell why the fuck are you designing chairs. No one is gonna buy this accept for blinged out T-Pains and spoiled Bellevue kids who love your shitty clothing brand, Billionaire Boys Club. You know why Bellevue kids love this chair and BBC cause they are Billion dollar Boys literally! GOOD JOB FUCKER YOU'VE FOUND YOUR TARGET MARKET. Anyway everyone on design boom agrees:

"Smell's like shit?" says cathy

"Stick to the Music, spoiled celeb ego design" says Jean-Luc DeLaRue

any way you can see the post here for more horribly funny comments of how much this chair sucks.


Still waiting to see what it looks like, here it is:



OH COOL DUDE LETS GET ON OUR FUCKING CHAIR WITH OUR LEGS TUCKED IN AND PRETEND WERE ON A FUCKING TANK. IT REMINDS ME OF A FUCKING KIDS JEEP. SERIOUSLY THIS WOULD NOT LOOK GOOD IN ANY HOUSE...ANYWHERE. IF I WALKED INTO A HOUSE AND SAW THIS THING I WOULD LITERALLY START LAUGHING MY ASS OFF (LMAO! FOR THOSE NOT ACCUSTOM TO SEEING THIS TYPED OUT.) OH WAIT THATS NOT ALL...IS WHITE AND BLACK TO MASCULINE FOR ALL THE LADIES OUT THERE? THEN YOU MIGHT LIKE THE FUCKING UGLY BLUE TANK CHAIR AND THE PINK SHIT TANK CHAIR. THESE CHAIRS ARE JUST FOR ALL THOSE HAWT DIME PIECES AND PIMPS THAT WANNA ACT LIKE THEY ARE ROLLING HARD IN A TANK.




VERDICT? ATROCITY. GOOD JOB SK8BoARD P you have made the SHIT LIST of this blog!