Movie Review: 2012

TWO WORDS: SHITTY MOVIE

seriously I enjoyed the minute long trailer for Avatar better that this 3 hour piece of shit. The first hour of the movie was like the same scene repeated 3 times in a row:

First Time: Take off in a plane, narrowly avoid ground collapsing behind, narrowly dodging colapsing skyscrapers in La. (WTF LA DOESN"T EVEN HAVE THAT MANY SKY SCRAPERS. ITS LIKE THEY TOOK OFF AT THIS RUNWAT AND DELIBERATLY FLEW TOWARDS DOWN TOWN JUST TO FUCKING DODGE BUILDINGS.

Second Time: Take of in a plane, narrowly avoiding meteors falling from the air, narrowly dodging meteors infront. GASP, ONCE AGAIN THEY BARELY DODGE A METEOR JUST LIKE THEY DODGED A FUCKING BUILDING.

Third Time: Take of in a plane, narrowly avoid falling buildings in Las Vegas. Oh did I mention they are out running a dust cloud from behind. THIS IS LIKE THE SAME EXACT SITUATION THE FIRST TIME THEY TOOK OFF IN A PLANE. WTF.

OK MOVIE CLICHE TIME!!!!!!

1. There is a crazy hippie dude that knows all.
2. The plastic surgeon step father happens to be able to fly a fucking plane better than any dare devil in existence just because he has taken a FEW lessons. I mean WTF one second he doesn't know how to take off in the plane and the next second he is maneuvering through collapsing buildings.
3. the loading ramp to the neo noah's arch gets jammed because a wire becomes unplugged in the gear room and gets jammed in the gears. first of all what fucking engineer decided it was genious to put a fucking exposed giant cord next to a set of gears. You are fucking asking for malfunction. FUCKING END OF THE WORLD NOAHS ARCS SHOULD HAVE NO ENGINEERING FLAWS.
4. All the characters are 2D. They might as well of been fucking cartoons because thats how believable they are. One of the major issues is the fact that the daughter wets her bed at night so she wears diapers at night. At the end of the move we are thankfully updated on this problem when the last line of the movie is "NO MORE HUGGIES"................The daughter should of instead used this fucking movie as diapers cause it needs to be shat or pee


any ways thanks to this movie I no longer think that the end of the world is coming in 2012. I thought it was supposed to be hella scare but it ended up being the shittiest movie I have ever seen. I don't care if the fucking CGI was good looking, it didn't save the movie from anything

VERDICT? SHIT LIST (the lowest something can get on my blog)