Yom Kippur

Tonight at sundown is the start of Yom Kippur, or "yom kipper" as i like to call it. It is the Jewish day of atonement. So in Jewish tradition I am fasting for a day to right all my wrongs. I hope that all of you out there can reflect on the past year even if your not Jewish.

Anyway I hope it will be a good service tonight because our Rabbi is known for "performing" up on the bima (pulpit) with a fucking guitar. why is this wrong?

1)Temple isn't supposed to be a fucking jam session
2)This is like the Pope playing stairway instead of doing his Christmas speech
3)It just makes him look unprofessional

Also one time I went to temple his sermon fucking told me the ending to The Sopranos series conclusion where the screen just goes black. I will tell you what is wrong with this:

1)Why the fuck is my Rabbi talking about a HBO show
2)Now i can't watch the sopranos because i know how it fucking ends

Finally last weekend for the jewish new year he talked about facebook. WTF! I DON"T WANT A FUCKING SOCIAL COMMENTARY ON WEBSITES (thats what engadget does.) I WANT MY FUCKING JUDAISM.

I'm going to be honest though. besides all the negatives he is still a good speaker. He just needs to improve his subject matter


VERDICT? GET BACK TO YOUR ROOTS.